Greetings from the Great White North

It's goddamn cold up here...

I had a pretty cool story planned for you today but I ran out of time. It’ll have to wait until next week.

I had to cut the work-week short for a drive up to Canada. The occasion is a happy one—the Bat Mitzvah of my bright, beautiful, and talented goddaughter.

That’s right. I’m a Godfodder.

And I’m absolutely farklemt over the occasion. This weekend will be filled with love, laughter, and liquor. I plan to Hava Nagila.

But here’s the thing. It’s so stupidly cold up here. What the hell. Seriously. What’s your problem, Canada?

Anyway…

My hands are literally too frozen to write. So I just slapped together a playlist of my favorite tunes by Canadian artists. Hope you’re all somewhere warmer than here.